Workplace hazards

I've been onsite now for just on two weeks, and I have already identified some key workplace hazards, and here they are:



Un délice!

If you look closely at the picture you can probably see the oil slick that could solve the impending global energy crisis - I discovered today that my friend Jane had a similar experience with the Dakanuts when she was living here. I put the whole sorry event down to heat-induced delirum and extreme fatigue.



My arachnid friend

Not the actual one that I met in my first 3 minutes onsite (mine was blacker, shinier and uglier), but a very similar beast indeed!



Another Sunday at the office

Yep - look at me, look at me! Mike B said I didn't look too authentic as a cobra killer, but hey, who knows - I am always happy to learn new skills.



...and what do I do with this now?

Simply because Wade dared me - what's a girl to do?

But by far the most terrifying, frightening and challenging danger I face daily is ...



Simmo!

... particularly so now that I have posted his picture here (hello Mrs Robinson, he really is a lovely boy). He's already warned me that I need to get a release form arranged, but I don't think that Ali est ici ... is likely to generate too great a readership in the public domain.